然而在這個所有人都累掛的時候，官方粉絲團上有著下面這段。
Our passionate and exhausted tour director Jaime has entered another dimension on this fine REEL ROCK World Premiere Day and in a sleepless state she penned this inspired verse:
A Visit From St. Honnold
‘Twas the night before REEL ROCK, when all throughout Boulder
The climbers all hoped that it wouldn’t get colder;
The banners were hung on the terrace with care,
In hopes that St. Honnold soon would be there;
The filmmakers slept after so many edits;
With visions of typos in their proofread credits;
And I at my desk working into the night,
Had ninety-one emails with no end in sight,
When out in the foothills, well, what should appear,
But a soloist on the night ‘fore the premiere;
More rapid than eagles his belayers they came,
And he crimped and he handjammed and called them by name:
“Now, Florine! Now, Caldwell! I don’t need you at all!
For tonight I will just be alone on the wall.”
So down at the crag, the belayers they cursed,
While Alex hiked off and free-soloed the first.
He was dressed all in North Face and wore Gore-tex shoes,
And with no heavy gear he was starting to cruise.
His eyes - they were dreamy! His smile - how wide!
I laughed when I saw him, a few tears I cried.
And giving a nod before climbing too far,
He sprang up the rock to go send the gnar.
And away he went with his chalk all a-flurry;
Then I knew the next day I would have not a worry.
But I heard him exclaim as he smeared with his toe:
“Happy REEL ROCK to all, and have a great show!”
-Jaime Bogardy, REEL ROCK Tour Director
殊不知他們的即將結束才是我們爆肝地獄的開始呀！如果最近你的繩伴黑著眼圈來岩場，又爬得很爛，先問問看他是不是昨夜的睡眠被無俚頭的影展對話佔據了？
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